Here are some facts about the forum that I used variables for so they are always true.


Your username is {USERNAME}.
Here is your profile link {USERLINK}.
Your birthday is set to {USERBIRTHDAY}
You are {USERAGE} years old.
You Joined {USERREGDATE}.
You last visited {USERLASTVISIT}.
You have {USERCOUNTPOST} posts.
Today is {NOW}.
Our newest registered user was {FORUMLASTUSER}.
Here is {FORUMLASTUSER}'s profile. {FORUMLASTUSERLINK}.